Blue Andeze

Indica: 65%

QP = $700

HP = $1200

LB = $2100

Blue Andeze is a rare boutique hybrid with limited public lab data. Expect a blue-family profile: berry-forward flower with pine, pepper, and earth, plus striking color in well-grown batches. Treat numbers as typical ranges for similar hybrids, not a guarantee—potency and nose can vary by batch.

Look, smell, taste. Buds are usually medium to large and conical, dense, with heavy frost. Cooler finishes can push blue-lavender bracts against orange pistils. The jar opens on ripe berry over pepper, earth, and forest pine; a sweet floral note can show after a good cure. On the inhale it’s berry; the exhale is earthy-pepper with lingering pine. Lower-temp vaping (about 170–185°C / 338–365°F) keeps fruit and floral notes; hotter burns lean more peppery and earthy. Store in airtight amber glass, cool and dark, and grind just before use so the top notes don’t fade.

Potency and terpenes. Comparable blue-leaning hybrids often land around 18–24% THC, CBD usually under 1%, total cannabinoids roughly 20–27%. Common minors: CBG ~0.2–0.8%, trace THCV. Total terpenes in craft flower are often 1.5–3.0%. A plausible stack is myrcene (musky fruit, body ease), beta-caryophyllene (spice, CB2 activity), and pinene (pine, brighter head), with limonene, linalool, ocimene, or humulene in support.

Effects. Inhaled onset is typically 2–5 minutes, peak 20–30 minutes, duration about 2–4 hours. Many describe a balanced lift plus steady body calm and a content, sensory mood. Higher or myrcene-heavy batches can get heavier and more evening-friendly; pinene/limonene-leaning cuts can feel more functional at low dose. Start small (a puff or two, or 2.5–5 mg edible). Dry mouth and dry eyes are common; anxiety or racing thoughts can show with aggressive dosing. Space sessions 24–48 hours if you want effects to stay consistent.

Possible uses. People often reach for this kind of profile for pain, sleep, and stress. Fast inhale plus a low-dose edible can cover onset and duration. Evening myrcene-leaning use is common for wind-down; conservative daytime doses if you want clarity.

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G-Runtz

Indica: 70%

QP = $700

HP = $1200

LB = $2100

Gruntz is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Zkittlez X Gelato strains. The perfect fruity hybrid strain, this bud packs a mouthwatering taste and a long-lasting high that will have both mind and body buzzing with happiness. Gruntz combines the best of both of its parent strains in the flavor department, with a sweet and fruity berry candy flavor with hints of sugary cotton candy, too. The aroma is of earthy spice and sour fruity candy with touches of skunk here and there. The Gruntz high is one that will have you feeling lifted yet relaxed from start to finish, with soothing effects that are filled with stimulating tingles and weightless bliss. You'll feel the physical buzz almost as soon as you exhale, starting in the spine before inching its way forward throughout your entire body. Sore limbs will relax and muscles will stretch, allowing you to really kick back and enjoy yourself. In combination with its super high 25-32% average THC level, these effects make Gruntz perfect for treating a variety of conditions including chronic stress, mood swings or depression, chronic pain, Bipolar Disorder and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has oversized dense minty green nugs with purple undertones, vibrant orange hairs and a coating of tiny amber crystal trichomes.

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Jedi Bubblegum

Indica: 80%

QP = $700

HP = $1200

LB = $2100

Jedi Bubblegum is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the classic Bubblegum with another unknown Kush strain. Even with the lack of information about its heritage due to a high level of breeder secrecy, Jedi Bubblegum is a patient favorite for its insanely delicious flavor and long-lasting effects. Jedi Bubblegum has a super sweet and sour fruity bubblegum flavor with a rich spicy pine exhale. The aroma is of fresh earth and sweet spices, accented by a fresh fruity bubblegum smell that's released as the nugs are broken apart. The Jedi Bubblegum high has a creeping onset, sneaking up on you before suddenly taking hold several minutes after your first toke. You'll feel a lifted effect slowly build in the back of your mind, filling you with a sense of unfocused happiness. As your mind lifts, your body will begin to drop off into a deeply relaxing state that leaves you totally couch-locked and immovable. This combination quickly becomes sedative, leaving you dozing off and on before you finally fall asleep. With these effects and its high 12-23% average THC level, Jedi Bubblegum is perfect for killing the effects of depression, chronic stress, insomnia, chronic pain, and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has grape-shaped olive green nugs with bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny amber crystal trichomes.

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Zowahh

Indica: 60%

QP = $700

HP = $1200

LB = $2100

Zowahh is a Karma Genetics hybrid of Zkittlez and Karma Sour Diesel (Sowahh), often described as indica-leaning. It was released in 2020; public lab numbers are thin, so treat potency and terps as typical of this lineage, not a batch guarantee.

Look, smell, taste. Flowers are thick and frosty, with rusty pistils and strong bag appeal. Depending on the batch, buds can take on dark purple to almost gray-black tones. The nose is pungent sour candy—Zkittlez fruit plus a Diesel-style sour—with possible hints of anise, pine, hops, lime, and florals. Flavor follows that sweet-sour candy-and-fuel path. High THC with little reported secondary cannabinoids is the usual story.

Effects. Expect a fast, heavy cerebral rush with a lighter body stone: mind in overdrive, body relatively relaxed. People with tolerance often find it uplifting and usable in the day—walks, outdoors, friends, creative work, games, movies. Newer or low-tolerance users may feel it as too heady, intoxicating, or distracting and may prefer evening or weekend use. Duration is typically long-lasting for a flower high. Start with a small inhale.

Possible uses and downsides. Recreational draw is the intense head high. Some medical users look at similar profiles for stress, low mood, anxiety, and pain—results are personal and unproven for this named cut. Side effects of high-THC flower apply: dry mouth and eyes; anxiety or paranoia if you overdo it or are sensitive. Hydrate, go slow, and match the setting to how hard the head high hits you.

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Cel-Ray

Sativa: 70%

QP = $500

HP = $800

LB = $1550

Cel-Ray is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the tasty Lemon Tree Skorange X GoverrnMint Oasis strains. Named for the iconic soda, Cel-Ray offers an amazing flavor and happy, giddy high that is perfect for a lazy morning when you need to get up and moving but don't have much of anything to do. This bud has a sour and citrusy lemon-orange flavor with hints of sugary tropical fruits and a touch of mint. The aroma is very similar, with a citrusy orangey overtone accented by zesty tropical fruits and sweet mint galore. The Cel-Ray high will hit you as soon as you exhale, bursting into your brain with a soaring sense of lifted energy. You'll feel sociable and outgoing as well with a burst of creativity that leaves you ready to get working on anything on your to-do list. A giggly sense sometimes wraps things up, settling into your mind with a headband-like effect that will have you laughing uncontrollably at times. Combined with its high 15-20% average THC level, these effects make Cel-Ray a great option for treating chronic stress or PTSD, depression, chronic fatigue, chronic stress and nausea. This bud has fluffy, heart-shaped forest green nugs with golden undertones, lots of thin orange hairs and a frosty coating of chunky, golden-white trichomes.

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Cheetah Piss

Hybrid: 50%

QP = $500

HP = $800

LB = $1550

Cheetah Piss is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Lemonnade X Gelato 42 X London Poundcake 97 strains. Made as a homage to the infamous “Cat Piss” strain, Cheetah Piss packs a super potent high and pungent aroma that will leave your eyes watering. The high comes on fast and hard with a sense of expansive euphoria that launches you into a purely happy state. As your mind flies higher and higher a sense of clarity will wash over you, giving you the focus that you need to carry on any conversation or easily tackle anything on your to-do list. In combination with its super high 20% + average THC level, these effects give Cheetah Piss an edge in treating those patients suffering from conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression or mood swings, chronic stress and chronic pain. This bud has a sweet and creamy fruity flavor with a sour citrus exhale that lingers long after your final exhale. The aroma is very similar, although with a heavy pungency to it that's accented by heavy diesel and gas as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. Cheetah Piss buds have bright neon green nugs with yellow orange hairs and frosty thick coating of golden amber crystal trichomes.

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St Lauruntz

Hybrid: 50%

QP = $500

HP = $800

LB = $1550

Saint Lauruntz, also known as “St. Lauruntz,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Rose Runtz X Chimera strains. A delightful treat that's ideal for any time of the day, Saint Lauruntz offers a lifted, soothing high with giddy, giggly effects that will last for hours on end. The Saint Lauruntz high will wash over you quickly, filling you with a quick-hitting sense of lifted euphoria that gently eases away any negative thinking or bad moods wo speak of. As your mind lifts higher and higher into this happy place, you'll find that your focus will begin to fade, leaving you a bit giddy and giggly, prone to falling into uncontrollable laughter at times. Thanks to these happy effects and its super high 21-26% average THC level, Saint Lauruntz is often said to be perfect for treating a variety of conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings, chronic fatigue, nausea and headaches. This bud has a sweet and fruity strawberry candy taste with hints of bright, sour citrus. The aroma is very similar, with a zesty, lemony citrus overtone accented by sweet strawberries and fruity flowers. Saint Lauruntz buds have oversized, fluffy heart-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and chunky, golden-white crystal trichomes.

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Candyland

Sativa: 70%

QP = $320

HP = $575

LB = $1000

Candyland is a sativa-leaning hybrid (often cited around 70/30) from Granddaddy Purple × Bay Platinum Cookies. THC commonly lands in the 19–24% range, with CBD usually under 0.5%. Typical terpenes: β-caryophyllene (~0.4–0.8%), limonene (~0.3–0.6%), α-humulene (~0.1–0.3%).

Look, smell, taste. Dense spear colas, glassy gold frost, forest-green with purple from the GDP side. Nose is spun-sugar candy over pine, earth, and herbal spice. Flavor runs sweet berry and warm dough into a clean woody finish.

Effects. Fast, clear-headed lift with energy and a light body—more focus and sociability than couchlock. Fits daytime, creative work, and hanging out. The body stay is gentle rather than heavy. High-THC batches can feel sharp if you overdo it; dry mouth and eyes are common.

Possible uses and downsides. Sweet candy-and-pine bag appeal plus a functional, upbeat high. Some use similar profiles for mood and staying active without a crash. Batch-to-batch color and sweetness can shift with phenotype.

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Lemon Cherry Gelato

Sativa: 60%

QP = $320

HP = $575

LB = $1000

Lemon Cherry Gelato (LCG) is an indica-leaning hybrid from the Gelato / Sunset Sherbet family. Exact parents vary by breeder; the consistent result is creamy dessert gelato with cherry and citrus. THCA often lands in the high 20s to low 30s.

Look, smell, taste. Dense, chunky buds in deep purple to violet, bright orange pistils, heavy frost. Nose is loud: sweet cherry up front, lemon citrus through the middle, creamy gelato underneath. Flavor matches—cherry and cream on the inhale, citrus keeping it from going heavy. Cool, dark, airtight storage holds the color and terps.

Effects. A happy, euphoric lift that settles into calm body ease without a full knockout. Best as evening or low-key social smoke, not a get-things-done daytime strain. It is potent; start with a couple of pulls. Dry mouth and eyes are typical; too much can feel heavy or foggy.

Possible uses and downsides. People often reach for this profile to unwind, lift mood, and take the edge off stress. Results are personal. High-THC dessert hybrids can overwhelm new or low-tolerance users—go slow and save it for when you can stay put.

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Sugar Shake - Make Your Own Edibles!

Hybrid

1.0 oz = $50

Our sugar shake is exclusively collected from the bottom of our pound bags. Our Sugar Shake has almost as high a THC content as our buds but for an amazing price! Great for making edibles of all kinds: butter, cookies, candies, brownies, etc! Great for any time use, this Sugar Shake is a nice hybrid mix that'll be sure to get the effects you're looking for. If used for edibles our Sugar Shake will act wonderfully for medical relief accompanied with a strong and long lasting high. Expect a relaxed and euphoric high!

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